MY FELLOW HUMAN

I 

Do hurt me now!
Please,  

In a way beyond repair, 

So I can rest at last.  

And do not allow me to love, 

Please, 

Do not allow me to love. 

II

What a fun little tune 

That is, Ernesto, 

What a fun little tune! 

Please, somebody!
 Call me an ambulance! 

Please, 

Call an ambulance now.